Date Everything! PC Download… Welcome to the ultimate sandbox romance—where literally everything in your house is dateable (yes, even your existential crisis). With 100+ fully voiced suitors, from your cozy bed to that ominous smoke alarm that judges your life choices, love truly has no bounds.
Game Info
- Title: Date Everything!
- Genre: Simulation
- Developer: Sassy Chap Games
- Publisher: Team17
- Franchise: Team17Release Date: 17 Jun, 2025
About Date Everything!
After losing your job to AI (thanks, future), a mysterious benefactor gifts you “Dateviators”—magical glasses that bring your entire house to life as dateable characters! Will you romance your sarcastic bed, befriend your existential dread, or start a feud with the judgmental smoke alarm?
Game Features
- Peel back layers: Your toaster has daddy issues, your fridge is clingy
- Objects: “I warm your bread… and your heart” – Toaster (Tsundere)
- Concepts: “Let’s stay in bed forever… like God intended” – Procrastination
- Mood: “I’m not empty… I’m minimalist.” – Half-Full Wine Bottle
- Uncover why your house is alive (spoiler: the answer is trauma)
- Solve the mystery of your benefactor’s identity (it’s not who you think)
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to MEGA.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to MEGA will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Date Everything!” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Date Everything! Free Download PC Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
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System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
- Storage: 8 GB available space
- Additional Notes: High 1080p @ 60 FPS
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